Both of you were horrifically right
I just wish I would have known this before a) spending money on it; and b) wasting so much time on it.
The fitting is SH*T, absolute garbage. The two halves of the body don't even remotely fit together.
So far the only 1/72 kit that's been half-decent is the Academy P-51C.
From now on, I think I'll stay away from 1/72s (other than what I already have in my stash)... unless of course there's a company that you 'swear by' for quality regardless of scale. I'm definitely staying away from Airfix all together though, that's for sure.