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Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:59 am**

The Gregchez Challenge - Caption Competition

Greg (gregchez) has kindly donated a Guillows 1/28 B-17G Flying Fortress (worth £130.00 or $212.00....!!!!) to International Scale Modeller as a prize for some one to win. A very generous gift indeed!

All you have to do to be in with a shout for this amazing model, is come up with a witty caption for the picture below, that's it!

This competition is open to everyone except Admin and, as with all our competitions, is open to everyone from around the globe, no matter where you are in the world. The competition will run for two weeks until 9pm GMT on 14th December 2013. Admin will pick the winning caption and our decision is final.

I'm looking forward to your entries.......

Just post your entries below - Go for it...

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:37 am**

Smokey and the Bandit: part 4.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:44 am**

I crashed my car into a plane

I don't care.

I love it!!!!

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:22 am**

Argument is still raging over the procurement and installation of the Air Forces' new "Cop 01" belly tanks for extended range capabilities.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:25 am**

600 gallons of brute force!

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:35 am**

'They want car bomb. ... They get car-bomb ! '

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:38 am**

Sarge..... SARGE!!!! I can confirm the Eagle has landed.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:39 am**

I said Missile rack not F.. Ing roof rack.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:41 am**

Hey mate looks like your cars got a flat.

Tyre

Roof

Hood ......

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:44 am**

I don't think this new landing gear will fit into the wheel bay.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:55 am**

"Speed trap????"........
"What speed trap???".....

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:56 am**

The USAF's first attempt to get round Royal Mail's Parcel restrictions wasn't a complete success.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:02 am**

Or......
"After recent reports of police radars locking on to low flying aircraft, the MOD has ordered all pilots to Take out all potential bogies,using the following response..."
"Sorry mate, the onboard systems identified you as hostile, I had all on stopping a missile launch!"....

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:03 am**

SPEED TRAP? I don't see no stinkink speed trap!!!

Though I really like Sebastian's haha.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:11 am**

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!!!!!".....

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:16 am**

I thought I asked you to find Saddam Hussain not Sedan on a Plane!

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:43 am**

"to his wife"

Where did you park the car darling??

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:46 am**

Cap'n, the car didn't fit the McDonnell drive through.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:46 am**

I knew i should of ducked!

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:53 am**

Aircrash Investigator; No, I don't accept you thought the flashing lights were the runway threshold!

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:55 am**

Police Officer; "That's the last time I ask the USAF for air support!!"

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:55 am**

"Have you been playing GTA V again?"

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:05 pm**

Just a scratch, sarge! Gimme hammer and I'll fix it!

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:12 pm**

Police respond to traffic speeding with the release of their new Jetcar

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:26 pm**

And they say landing on a carrier is hard.......this will show them..........them nOObs

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:35 pm**

i should of just took the parking ticket.....

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:42 pm**

"Hey that sign said to watch out for low flying aircraft !! " " Yeah sure..........like there are aircraft here......."

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:07 pm**

The EAGLE has landed.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:13 pm**

"You gave me a parking ticket........ i`ll show you wrong parking "

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 2:28 pm**

Sarg I think this might be to heavy for the roof rack ,shell I get the trailer?????

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:17 pm**

Fair cop

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:06 pm**

VERY close air support!

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:40 pm**

Yesterday, in the Top Gear production office:
Jeremy - "... and then, just as the plane comes in to land the police car goes underneath!"
James - "It'll never work."
Jeremy - "How hard can it be?!?!"

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:44 pm**

"You see Mr heinymen. ... We can build a flying car. .... "
"Well Adem , I don't think this counts........"

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:55 pm**

Your kidding, where the hell are the bad guy,s?

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:56 pm**

These joyriders,s are getting very ambitious sarge eh!

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:08 pm**

"Hey! You aint no Bruce Willis"

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:30 pm**

"Captain.. When he said pull over, I don't think he men't pull over top of him!!"

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:37 pm**

How long till the AA Arives?

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:50 pm**

"Sir, You drove to fast."

"No i didn`t, i just Flew very low!"

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:16 pm**

Ehrm.... Sarge?
That police escort you asked?
Well.... It arrived... kinda

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:01 am**

I told you I could get them to take a picture of my *** (butt).

Looks familar as I was in the Security Police USAF for 13 years.

Thanks

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:20 am**

Here we can see the mating practices of the Air Forces newest fighter jet.

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:23 am**

News Reporter: This is a picture from the Air Force Base. The man driving the car was interviewed after the incident and he was quoted in saying, " I had the right of way dammit!!

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:30 am**

The pilot forgot that the airfield that Top Gear uses isn't an active runway. Nearly took the Stig's head right off. Good thing his head isn't were it normally is.

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:44 am**

Nailed it.

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:55 am**

Tests aren't going very well for the Air Force's newest landing gear. The project leader was quoted in saying, "I knew we should have used a Chevrolet."

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:31 am**

Canned Ham

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:03 am**

"We told them not to park car bombs on the airfield!"

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:09 am**

Hey, you could have wrecked the plane!

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