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The 5Craven Challenge - Caption Competition

Dave (5Craven) has kindly donated a Tamiya 1/48 Marder III M to International Scale Modeller as a prize for some one to win. A very generous gift indeed!

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You can also see a review of the kit I did a couple of weeks ago....

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All you have to do to be in with a shout for this great model, ideal for dioramas, is come up with a witty caption for the picture below, that's it!

This competition is open to everyone except Admin and, as with all our competitions, is open to everyone from around the globe, no matter where you are in the world. The competition will run for two weeks until 9pm GMT on 26th June 2013. Dave will pick the winning caption and his decision is final.

I'm looking forward to your entries....... :D


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Just post your entries below - Go for it...
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Ha! Ha! Ha!... OK Gunner! I know this is your party trick to eat a Chicken Vindaloo then stick your bottom into the loading bit of the gun and let rip but this is getting out of hand. This isn't Red Dwarf and your name's not Lister OK? :lol:
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TO THE PUB!!!!
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: For f*** sake Barychnikov, I'm trying to shoot those afghans stop doing those dancing moves in the air with the tank!
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"Forward, the Tank Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
No one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
And, tho' their tanks did fly,
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And this time kicked some butt!"
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Ok here it goes and.. i can´t imagine nothing more.. "HONNEY!!! WERE THE KEY´S TO THE TANK!!! AND WERE´S THE BABY???" that was awfull! but its done... lol
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HobbyModeller wrote:TO THE PUB!!!!
ah ah ah ah!! Awsome:)
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Here is another one.

"I thought you told your girlfriend you only shot blanks!"

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As far as I can tell there is no limit to the number of entries you can make. Post as many as you like, think of I have I got News For You!
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5Craven wrote:As far as I can tell there is no limit to the number of entries you can make. Post as many as you like, think of I have I got News For You!
Thanks for clarifying mate. And thanks also for this fantastic prize. Very much appreciated by one and all.

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5Craven wrote:As far as I can tell there is no limit to the number of entries you can make. Post as many as you like, think of I have I got News For You!
ok, then. My first thought was
"YEE-HAH!"
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I have a few ideas for this,

The first a simple

Heck yea!'

or maybe

'Blur had a lot to answer for when they created the song no1'

or

'AFV combat, you're doing it right'

or

'So what did you do at work today Daddy?'
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HobbyModeller wrote:TO THE PUB!!!!
:cheers2:

The correct quote on ANY picture ANYWHERE, EVER.
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"Newtons Law's Were Made to be Broken."

"New Irish Stealth Tank Unveiled"

"Some say he moonlights driving tanks, Some say he has his own mix of gunpowder, all we know is, its the Stig's army cousin"
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"In Soviet Russia tanks fly"

"Vladimir, I told you not to fart down the gun barrel!"

"The all new T-80, fuelled by explosive vodka"
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WebbyNZ wrote:"Some say he moonlights driving tanks, Some say he has his own mix of gunpowder, all we know is, its the Stig's army cousin"
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Has to be said in a Jeremy Clarkson voice - "POWER"
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Lee wrote:Has to be said in a Jeremy Clarkson voice - "POWER"

Oooii who said you could join in :pistols:
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how about

"flying tanks - air support and armoured cavalry in one".

"12th tactical flying T-80 squadron ready for action"
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Who's Captain Slow now, Clarkson?!
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JESUS!!!!!! That's why the commanders called Captain Methane.
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Left hand down a bit... NO LEFT!!!
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Heck yeah we're flying
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Bloody Mosquitos have it
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I said that shell charge was to to big....
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Warp speed, mister sulu!
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No Gerald that was not the reverse gear
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Sir are you sure we didn't leave Jimmy at Bovington on the field trip?
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tanks which fire and drive is so 2012...
in 2013 tanks fly and fire!


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Roads? Where we're going Marty, we don't need roads
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Johni044 wrote:Roads? Where we're going Marty, we don't need roads
good one
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Don't be stupid, tanks can't flyaaaaaaaAAARRRGGHH!!!
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Gunner! Calm down, that's just an oasis!
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