International Scale Modeller

I think we need to tone down the recoil on the new gun.

Ah....ah.....ah......chooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

My final entry,

атаку!

"I bet the Yanks can't do this, eh Boris!"

Hurry up, it's 50% off at the model store today!

All in the valley of Death,
Flew the six hundred tons
'Forward, the Flight Brigade!
Charge for the guns' he said:

With apologies to Alfred, Lord Tennyson.

Red Bull gives you wiiings!

PhildaFish wrote:Red Bull gives you wiiings!

But Monster makes you breath fire!!

"pot" holes makes you fly

This new turbo is mint

These Taliban can't half run fast

Are you sure this is roadworthy ?

And when I put my hand on the dashboard we will do an emergency stop.

use the new tactic! take off and fire on em!

There was a joke about Soviet information agency popular some time ago that perfectly fits the picture...

Agency ITAR-TASS has just informed about small incident on the border between United States of Soviet Union and People's Republic of China.
According to press release Soviet harvesters have been atttacked by suprise by Chinese helicopters while peacefully harvesting seeds to help fighting famine in poor regions of our globe.
Soviet harvesters did not take any harm, returned fire on oncoming helicopters and afterwards took off and flew away in unknown direction.

In bad Russian accent:
" Do you think that's enough gunpowder do get that damn Snowden man out of our country and over the border, better in flight service than Aeroflot any way"
"Simples my Yak's ass Yuri"

One for those who remember the arms to Iraq scandal:
"Yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I know I swore to tell the truth, but what we sold those rebels were machine parts for tractors. How they built THAT, I don't know!"

"We've locked the A-Team in the barn with nothing but wheel barrows and shovels. They'll never get ARGH!"

Now closed guys.....

We'll announce the winner as soon as we've had a chat to Dave.....